He quacks me up!
Sorry for the title. I could think of a lot worse puns but I settled on that one. Just put it on my bill if you don’t like it.
My neighbors have pet ducks. Not to mention goats, chickens and roosters. I went over to check on the animals while they were out of town and this guy followed me around the whole time.
I laughed while he waddled after me but I didn’t let him get too close. I wasn’t sure of his intentions so I kept my distance. Of course I grabbed a couple portraits before I left.