Overheard at Brandings and Cattle Drives

1) When yer stirrups are too short, your knees hurt. When yer stirrups are too long, yer ass hurts. When both yer knees and yer ass hurts, your stirrups are just right.

2) Don’t dig for water under the outhouse.

3) Never miss a good chance to shut up.

4) Always drink upstream from the herd.

5) Don’t squat with yer spurs on.

And my favorite…

6) Don’t drink prune juice when yer thirsty.

Happy Friday everyone!  Remember to always speak your mind, but ride a fast horse!

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